Bonus Yuletide 2024 Gift For Ch00

OOPS, All Footnotes! … Versus Dracula!

Vampire, mid-attack.^{1, 2, 3, 4}

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Vampire Lisandra Tepes, captured on October 21st 2057 in the middle of an attack against me. I escaped by shoving a piece of garlic down her throat.^{5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11}

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Vampire Lisandra Tepes, captured on October 21st 2057 in the middle of an attack against Syl Giles. They escaped by shoving a piece of garlic down the vampire's throat.^{12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18}

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We of the Wanderers' Library are saddened to announce the death of Monster Hunter Syl Giles, who perished in the vampiric scourge that has been plaguing our Ways. Rest assured that they went out valiantly, slaying through the horde until the very end. Memorial services will be held in the Atrium at…

Footnotes

1. Sylvie, I told you, you need to put in more information when you submit these photos.

2. first of all, Billius, i told you don't call me that anymore. and secondly, what else is there to put? it speaks for itself.

3. When it was taken. Where it was taken. The surrounding context. How you escaped. … Those are all pretty important things that could be useful for us to know!

4. … fine.

5. Okay, that's… better?

6. it fucking better be better, because i'd really rather not relive the memory to get more details.

7. Syl, this is public Library material; please don't swear.

8. oh don't give me that bollocks, bill! you don't know what it was like, facing one of dracula's fucked up children/sired alone and without anyone to help me! i told you you should've come with me for backup. but noooo, you and your precious arse books had to take priority over my safety!

9. Syl, please

10. don't you "syl, please" me! i'm done with you!

11. … Shit.

12. Scribe Anders, you have been spending in inordinate amount of time editing this picture's description. Please return to your normal duties at once. - L.S.

13. Giving me orders through footnotes now, huh? That's novel.

14. Bill, it's not an order. It's a request. Moping in the footnotes of a photograph isn't going to bring Syl back.

15. First of all, I am not moping. And second of all, I know it isn't going to magically re-save our relationship. I just need time to think.

16. I'm not talking about you two's relationship. … Did you not see the news?

17. … What news?

18. It'd be better if I showed you.

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