A Collection of Home-Brewed Proverbs, Sayings, and Words to Ponder Over Your Morning Tea
Let the crows' direction decide for me on any fateful day
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I shall act as the wind whispers me to
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A distraction well received may not be a distraction at all, but rather the new focus
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Terror and respect live along the same vein, the only difference being the potency with which they are conveyed
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The devil comes in many forms, many do not carry his signature horns
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Though the water may appear calm, sharp currents hide below the serene surface
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Whilst it may be fun to remind another that they are wrong, their face when they realize their mistake alone may be even more fulfilling
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Remember, what you're wearing right now could be your ghost outfit, seeing as you can die at any moment. Dress accordingly
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Everything with a beginning must also have an end, so enjoy the time it lasts
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Note to self: Have at least two scrolls worth of words, make them sound wise and cool ig
A Journal Most Mysterious
Day 1; The Wilds
Spring
First Entry
First pages are always quite frightening, despite their harmless nature, so I am to dash that fear by writing any which thought that crosses my mind. Perhaps I should introduce myself, for any reader that may come into the possession of my humble journal. I am Evan Crawford, and I am a Wanderer1. Wanderers like myself search the known world for all unknown things. This means that on our journeys, we may encounter things of eldritch horrors or of delicate beauty, and most often, something in between. I have bought this hefty journal to accompany me and my thoughts on my latest expedition; a trek Southward, in search of something I cannot tell you, for fear of this tome falling into the hands of those who wish great harm upon the magical world. Although my occupation may be that of a Wanderer, my first and foremost job is to protect the things of magic in this vast world, lest they fall beneath the insidious so-called guidance of the Vulture, and his Pigeons. This means that throughout my journey to find the locate something, I must fend off the Pigeons that aim to plunge this world into the dark, and keep out of the prying eyes of the Uninitiated - those without magic. To find this object of such
The Cryptid Catalogs I
Bigfoot, a Thorn in Cryptozoologist's sides
One of the most well known names in cryptozoology, Bigfoot is something that most people are familiar with to some degree. This familiarity can reach a point where it can overshadow other cryptids, causing sightings to be falsely filed as a Bigfoot encounter.
But what is Bigfoot? Put simply, Bigfoot (as well as his many aliases) is a tall and furry humanoid, often seen in woods, marshy areas, and other places where nature runs rampant. His colors range from black all the way up to a brown-orange hue fitting of cinnamon, and even gray-streaked on occasion.
He has an impressive tally of aliases: Sasquatch, Yeti, Yowie, Bushman, and even the Virginia-specific Woodbooger, to name a few. Unfortunately, this variety of names, in addition to how well-known he is, can cause other cryptids to be misidentified as him, which is quite the source of anguish within the cryptozoologist community.
Right to the East of Mount St. Helens is a gorge that has been dubbed Ape Canyon, where one of the most well-known Bigfoot sightings occurred. In the summer of 1924, a group of gold prospectors emerged from the wooded area with quite the tale in tow: The men had been traversing the forest when they encountered a group of seven-foot-tall ape-like creatures. One of the men shot at one of the creatures three times, and watched it fall off the cliff. They returned to the cabin at which they had been staying, and claim to have later been attacked by the ape creatures, who threw boulders at them and their cabin. Their proof came in the form of 14-inch-long footprints, and one decimated cabin.
The origin of the name Bigfoot is certainly no mystery, as it was named for the sizable footprints it left in its wake. The beast was named in the 50s by a collective of people writing articles around the time of its original popularization, and the name they bestowed upon it was certainly no misnomer. Now, Bigfoot isn’t the only moniker given to large ape-like creatures; there are several regional variations with differences ranging from strictly the name, to colors, to ‘moral alignment’ (for lack of a better term), to climate. The most well known of those are most likely the Yeti and Sasquatch, the former being the wintry version and the latter being virtually the same as Bigfoot.
Bigfoot can be seen in every state in the US, but sightings are more concentrated in Washington, California, Ohio, Florida, and the Texas-Oklahoma border. Ranging from 6-10 feet in height (and sometimes taller), it’s hard to miss one traipsing through a campsite or backyard, but the earthy colorations make him a bit harder to spot in a heavily-wooded area.
One of the most well-known and widely-recognizable images captured of Bigfoot is from the Patterson-Gimlin film, captured in Northern California in 1967. The authenticity of this film has been tested time and time again from both sides of the argument - real or fake - with naught in terms of conclusive results either way. Filmed by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin, the two men had almost inverse thoughts on the footage. Patterson held to the end that it was real, while Gimlin denied all involvement and avoided talking about it at all. Reportedly, Gimlin even suspected that Patterson had fabricated it and had used Gimlin as a witness to prove its authenticity. Nearly thirty-seven years later, a man by the name of Bob Heironimus claimed to be the one in the film, having donned a lifelike suit to resemble the monster of (now) legend. The jury is still out on whether or not the film is authentic, as far as I can tell.
In addition to videos and photographs, organic material has been found that was claimed to originate from Bigfoot. Fur, skin bits, toenails, and things of a similar nature. A man by the name of Peter Byrne found one such thing, strands of unidentified hair connected to a small patch of skin. He later sent it to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, requesting that they test the sample for its origins. After years of inactivity on the sample, results were finally returned. The fur sample came from a species of deer, but Byrne still continues to search.
Bigfoot’s effect on popular media has not gone unnoticed. Many shows are dedicated to the finding of this elusive cryptid, with titles such as Expedition Bigfoot, and Finding Bigfoot. Some of these, like anything paranormal, are highly suspected to be hoaxes and scripted. However, some shows, Small Town Mysteries, for example, have gained glowing reviews for their extremely organic layout that doesn’t seem hoax-like. In addition to television shows,Bigfoot has featured in many other things, ranging from Red Robin advertisements to a secret easter egg in the video game The Sims four.
I hope you enjoyed the first entry in a (hopefully) long-continuing series of articles on cryptids and cryptozoology.
The Cryptid Catalogs II
Nessie, the Lake Serpent Club's Most Well Known Member
Fake Plants for a Story I'll Add Here Later
Glowpuff
- Like a dandelion, but much more compact and firm
- Very common, often called a weed
- Healing properties when consumed, but very minimal, and not well known
- They glow when under a full moon and during some rituals, hence the name
- Edible, but a bit bitter
- Stem secretes a fluid that can be used to heal cuts and other flesh wounds
Intellegeranium (work on name)
- Flowers are deadly2
- Leaves and stem can cause increased productivity as well as sudden epiphanies
- Cluster flower
- Flowers often appear browned and fragile, mimicking aged book pages
- Created by an archivist centuries ago, and is very difficult to obtain
- Most of it is in the Central Garden (change name later)3
Work on name later
- Poisonous unless exposed to heat / heat-based magic (including dormant magic)
- Used in teas frequently
- Known well for its healing properties
- Common, can be grown in one's own garden if so desired
- Built kinda like a thistle, but usually a very pale blue, sometimes seen in shades of green and purple4
- Yes I am aware that this is a very common plant type for people to make, no I do not care. Let me do the cliche plants if I want to.
Insomnililac
- Looks like a lilac (whoa who woulda thought)
Hiberbiscus
- Causes a deep sleep, can be coma-adjacent if too much is used
- Colors vary highly
- Located in warmer regions, and The Garden
- Used in some medicines (NyQuil-adjacent)
- Used recreationally by some for the detachment from reality small doses provide
- Grown for its calming scent by many
- Easy to grow
- Can be used in various banishing rituals
Angel's Breath
- Can and will kill you !!
- Do not eat it!!!!!
- Used in most higher-level poisons
- Fairly rare, but some nobles can cultivate it in special greenhouse environments
- Yellow star-shaped flowers
- Green berries, similar in shape to unripe blueberries
Anything more than one flower will kill you.
