Kirquar?

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Hi there! I'm Kirquar, welcome to my sandbox :)

I used to be Kilowatt / Mr. Ection. I cared a lot about being super arthousey and high fantasy and slow-paced, but it led to me getting stuck! I had this account for two years, and I hadn't actually completed anything! Now I want to write comedies. I'll actually be able to do that. Okay. Cool!

I Have To Kill This Guy

Osus woke up hot.

Not hot like, you know, attractive. He would never be hot. He was, like, a 7. I mean temperature hot. Warm.

Problem was: it was supposed to be the dead of winter, and 1 in the morning.

"What the shit?", he murmured from his $299.99 Mega-Mart sleep pod, hot red light spilling in through his window. As he rose to peer outside, the scene was clear before him: the huge billboard eyes of injury lawyer Big Bobby Burgham,